Week 25: So Dumb, Really Dumb, Forreal Awards
May 15, 2011February 27th, 2011
Winner:
Chris Bosh
For once again proving that the Miami Heat are really a big 2.5 – the NBA’s version of Two and a Half Men [except we have to wait another 6 years before you get canned]. In a stunningly awful performance against the Chicago Bulls this week, you shot 1-18. That’s worse than any average joe could do in your situation. BUT THAT’S NOT ALL. NOT ONLY DID YOU SHOOT AN INCREDIBLY TERRIBLE PERCENTAGE WHERE IF YOU HAD EVEN MADE ONE OR TWO MORE, YOUR TEAM WOULD HAVE WON…
you rewarded us with this:
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh9PVCJ49xR9k9b0WJ
a clip that will be replayed for all of eternity as display of how much of a fucking flopper pussy you are. Notice how he goes down like he’s been shot or something, and there’s a second huge groan from the crowd when they see the replay of him being a little bitch.
HUGE L, not only for Bosh, but for a Miami team that is still struggling to find a signature win [something like 1-7 against the other top 5 teams, as well as another loss tonight against the New Knicks]. lol @ you guys.
The NBA
I honestly believe that the superteam-centric direction that the league is heading in is not good for the sport. It pisses me off because
1) entire teams are being held at the mercy of one player
2) there’s no hope for small franchises [like America, we want to believe we have a CHANCE of winning, that there is the ILLUSION of competition, not that the game is rigged].
I’m no salary cap expert, and I’m just a casual fan of the NBA, but it honestly sickens me when I am forcefed 6 months of WILL MELO LEAVE?!?!??! [and he does, inevitably].
Provisional SDRD for the NJ Nets – if they do not resign Deron Williams [which they aren't a lock to do]. You gave up a lot for a guy who was traded against his will, and put him into a crappy situation with no picks in the near future, and expect him to resign with you already?
sidenote – if Jay-Z is as big a factor in recruiting as people say, why have they missed on Melo, Bron, and Amare already?
Oakland Raiders – so, you can’t resign Nnamdi or put the franchise tag on him, but you CAN franchise a 32 year old Richard Seymour and offer Stanford Routt 3/31? By that logic, how much is Nnamdi worth? [please go to the eagles, Nnamdi. SUPABOLE]
Toyota -
http://www.autoblog.com/2011/02/24/toyota-recalls-over-two-million-more-vehicles-over-possible-peda/
this, on top of the prius failures from last year. this, after an ad campaign where you preach player safety.At least now we know why the cars are so damn cheap.
Whoever okayed Beyonce to look like this -
http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/thefamous/beyonce-under-fire-for-blackface-photos/711?nc
SDSU -
mostly because of how silly Jimmer Fredette has made you look in both games this year. I mean, it’s the biggest home game you guys have ever had, and you lose by the exact same margin as you did on the road? LOL @ you guys.
Charlotte Bobcats – for trading away your best player for pretty much nothing. What, you got Pryzbilla and two first rounders..? Have you guys even hit on a draft pick since being created as a franchise yet? Or was this to clear roster space for Michael to come in and start at the 2 for you guys next season? Meanwhile, Portland gets a guy to carry the bulk of Brandon Roy’s production, AND to rest Brandon Roy? No question who the winner is THERE.
